people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
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I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
She even gives head with a lisp.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
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20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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