Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial