I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
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I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
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Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.