oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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