My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
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I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
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im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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