I will die if light touches me.
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
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NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
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Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
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