I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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