So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
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I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
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If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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