He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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