He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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