Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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