They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
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