so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Pants 0. Shit 1.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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