Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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