belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I smell stomach acid.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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