Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
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I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
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I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
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