Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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