oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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