i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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