Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
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I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
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I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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