So drunk its hurt
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I just gift wrapped bread.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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