if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
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Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
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I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
Randomize