sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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