All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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