So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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