But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
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