He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
