So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Of course I have a pirate flag
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
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