I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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