Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
Randomize
