The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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