I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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