Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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