thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
Still dying that you shit outside
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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