i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
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