i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
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Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
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Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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