is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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