Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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