oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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