Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
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I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
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Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
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