got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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