I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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