How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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