I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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