party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Randomize
