We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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