There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
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the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
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All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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