Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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