He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
operation harelip BJ is a go
stop calling my apartment porn island.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Randomize
