so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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