i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
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It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
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Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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