You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
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My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
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As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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