Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
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Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
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She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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