I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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