Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
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