This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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