Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
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