You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
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