I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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